DOTOF™:"The Future Was Yesterday"
It's a freaking MIRACLE, I tell ya!! Call the Arch-Bishop. Call the FUCKING VATICAN FER CHRISSAKE! If ya look real close, you see His eyes are brown!
See if you can discern the shape of Our Lord on the arrangement of parts on this blessed Dog's hinder regions.
Hint: It's a Standing Jesus, with arms spread from the hips. See it? Start at the anus, and work down.
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