Via Big Dogs Have Big Hearts :
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Who cares? This squeaky toy isn't going anywhere.
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I beg you're pardon but what lightbulb?