Dog Humor: How Many Dogs...

Via Big Dogs Have Big Hearts :

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Rottweiler:
Make me.

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Boxer:
Who cares? This squeaky toy isn't going anywhere.

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I beg you're pardon but what lightbulb?